1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 The following programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,839 What the hell are you doing with our club? 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,519 I'm sorry, that's business. It's got nothing to do with you. 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,120 You have got some serious anger issues that you need to resolve. 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,439 Get out, Lenny! What you say?! 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,040 I think he told you to get out. 7 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,519 Why can't I have a Namkaran? 8 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,439 Cos you're not a Hindu! 9 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,919 Christian, isn't he, Stell? 10 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,719 Well, not really, he haven't been - Christened. - Oh - why not?! 11 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,079 Cos you're the Devil's child! Ha-ha-ha-ha! 12 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,759 I dunno. We don't go to church nor nothing, do we? 13 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,239 What's that got to do with it? 14 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,279 I could've had a rich Godfather who left me all his money in his will. 15 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,319 Like who? Rob Morgan. He's rich. Or Mrs Barclay. 16 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,719 Hiya. You all right? Hilary Barclay's not rich. 17 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,039 She's richer than me. 18 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,040 Yeah - what's the address? OK. Give me ten minutes. 19 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,399 Mam, can I use the car for a bit? 20 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,039 Yeah - where you going? 21 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,319 Nowhere. Just to see a mate. 22 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,919 My Godmother still sends me a Boots voucher every Christmas. 23 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,480 Is it too late to get me done? 24 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,840 Isn't this a bit risky? Come in. Quick. 25 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,600 I left Jack at my mam's. 26 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,520 Where's Lenny? Down the snooker. 27 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,199 Well, he's not gonna come home and surprise us is he? 28 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,879 Oh, I don't live here! 29 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,199 No - it's my nan's house, it is. 30 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,879 I just come here when I wanna escape, like. 31 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,839 OK, so is your Nan gonna come home and surprise us then? 32 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,600 I bloody hope not, she been dead since Christmas. 33 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,240 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 34 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,119 It's for sale. You can buy it if you like. 35 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,880 Yeah, add it to my property portfolio, is it? 36 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,679 Me and Len had a terrible row when we got home from the party. 37 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,119 Did he hit you? 38 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,159 No. He comes close sometimes. But he never does. 39 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,240 Aw - isn't he sweet? 40 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,600 It's mental. Being here like this. 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:48,800 I know. 42 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,040 Anyone seen my black shoes? 43 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:05,840 Ommm. 44 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,719 Paula, have you seen my black wedges? 45 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,479 Stella. I'm meditating. 46 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,480 Come again? 47 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,879 Communicating with the Universal Spirit. 48 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,720 Yeah, well, can you ask him if he's seen my black wedges? 49 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,439 Oi! I'm trying to do your job, good girl. 50 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,200 Are you ever planning on coming - back to work?! - Out! 51 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,599 ♪ "Cosmic Girl" - Jamiroquai 52 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,519 Why you got the Christmas decs down for? 53 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,839 They're my iPod speakers and they just broke. 54 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,719 I need them for the audition, don't I? 55 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,559 You can use my CD player if you like. 56 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,759 Mam, no-one uses CD players anymore! 57 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,159 Oh, can you take me to get some new ones after school? 58 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,599 Please? Sorry, no can do, presh. 59 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,279 It's Bobby's big day today - first major burial without Paula, 60 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,079 so it's all hams on deck. 61 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:01,239 We're sinking the Gepetto Ferrero. The ice cream van man? 62 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,359 Never heard of him. 63 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,240 Tell you what, I'll get your dad to - take you, is it? - OK. 64 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 - See you. - S'long. 65 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,640 Mam. Rob's here. 66 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,920 Wow, you look... What? 67 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,359 Nothing. 68 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,439 It's my Death Dress. I started Simpson's Monday. 69 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,679 And I'm rather good at it even if I do say so myself. 70 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,759 I'm sure you are. The boy around? 71 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,039 Yeah. Still in bed. All loved up. 72 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,439 Luke! Your father's here! 73 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,919 All right, I'll be down now! 74 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,639 I see things have shifted up a gear with this, er, Zoe girl. 75 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,799 You know that lunatic boyfriend of hers is Ronnie Mack's son, don't you? 76 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,639 Oh, nice. So that's where he gets all his charm. 77 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,079 Vicious little bastard. 78 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,799 Language. 79 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,399 Luke! OK! 80 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,439 What are these? 81 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,959 Alan's. He's given them out all over. 82 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,679 To raise funds for the pitch. Take one. I got loads. 83 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,519 Haven't people got better things to spend their cash on? 84 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,799 Not when it's a good cause. Right, I gotta go. 85 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,759 If you hear any funny noises from upstairs it's Paula communing 86 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,279 with the fairies. 87 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,640 S'long. See ya. 88 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,319 I'm late - can you give me a lift down the gym? 89 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,000 Sure. Got a little surprise for you. 90 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,839 Oh, that is bang on. 91 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:27,999 Looks well profesh. 92 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,719 That's cos we are professionals, Luke Morgan. 93 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,479 Feels weird, y'know - having a new name and a new job? 94 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,239 Anyone'd think I been put in the witness protection programme. 95 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,319 You might have to be if Lenny finds out about you and Zoe. 96 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,519 Don't you believe it. He's all bark and no bite, is Lenny. 97 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,160 Well, not much bite. 98 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,599 So when do I get to see your new offices then? 99 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,839 I wouldn't call them offices as such but you're welcome to have a gander. 100 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,599 I'm going up there after lunch if you fancy tagging along? 101 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,759 Count me in. 102 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,959 Though... will I have to wear a suit or something? 103 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,320 Believe me, you're already overdressed. 104 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,320 See you later. All right, see you. 105 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,560 Melissa... we need to talk. 106 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,199 Wakey-wakey, rise and shine, the birds are up, it's after nine! 107 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,559 Brenda! How d'you get in here? 108 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,999 Door was on the latch. Now, have you seen our Dai? 109 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,679 No! 110 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,839 Not since Abra's naming do. Why? 111 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,719 He's disappeared! 112 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,079 He was meant to meet me for a choux bun and a catch up 113 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,959 but he never showed. We do it every Wednesday. 114 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,999 He brings The Sun and I bring The Star 115 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,679 and we do sit down and put the world to rights over a frothy coffee. 116 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,199 Really? 117 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,799 Well, we've only done it the once like 118 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,279 but I was sure it was a regular fixture. 119 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,839 Give our Stell a bell on your mobile, love, 120 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,719 her network do eat my credit up. 121 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,559 I was hoping to catch her but she'd gone time I got here. 122 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,680 Brenda, I am trying to meditate. 123 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:08,919 Jesus almighty! This ain't about you and your joo-joo bells. 124 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,719 This is about Dai. 125 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,959 He could be lying in a gutter somewhere - robbed, 126 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,480 battered and bummed! 127 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,680 Give me 24 hours. I will have that research on your desk. 128 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:30,999 I promise you, you'll be 100% reassured that what 129 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,159 we're doing is a good thing for the community. 130 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,160 And for you? 131 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,160 Oh, great. 132 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,520 Becoming a proper little item now you two, aren't you? 133 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,839 I got biscuits. And Brillo pads. 134 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,719 Right, you still gotta sort the full size 99 in roses with 135 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,479 flake, the running order for the service and the hymn sheet. 136 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,839 No photocopies mind - print it like Paula used to. 137 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,239 "Good morning, Stella and how are you today?" 138 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,039 Oh, and there's the flowers for the pews, 139 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,679 the knobs for the coffin and the trolley for the bearers. 140 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,759 Anything else while I'm at it? Tea, coffee, massage? 141 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,159 Well, I don't do massage me. 142 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,759 I can't have any old random touching my bits. 143 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,679 Just make me a cuppa. And leave the bag in. 144 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,000 Like Paula used to. 145 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,120 Bobs? 146 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,759 Sooner or later you're gonna have to accept the fact that I ain't Paula? 147 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,199 I'm Stella, so I do things the Stella way - OK? 148 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,760 All right, all right no need to hyperventilate! 149 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,439 Shall I do one for Daddy an' all? 150 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,400 Aye, go on. Oh, and one for the copper. 151 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,839 What copper? 152 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,280 And this is the bloke who likes to dress up you say? 153 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,159 Not judging, Daddy, just saying. 154 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,519 Well, do you think you can find Dai or not? 155 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,160 They don't call me Sniffer Dog Glover for nothing. 156 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,599 Oh. Lovely bit of business. Well done, Lukey boy. 157 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,959 Just warming up, in't I? 158 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,759 Well, keep some of that sparkle - back for this, yeah? - What is it? 159 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,799 Cross Valley Amateur Boxing Championships over at Black Hill. 160 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,640 Come in then, lads, let's see who's up against who. 161 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,200 Reggie... 162 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,480 ...you're taking on Damo. Nice one. 163 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,880 Unlucky, Si, you got Tony the Cheese. 164 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,400 Oooh. 165 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,359 Read it and weep, Lukey boy. 166 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,479 Don't be a muppet, Len. Luke's only just started. Choose again, sunshine. 167 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,439 Nah, leave it, Rae. I can take him on, no sweat. 168 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,479 Oh, really? Bring it, but! 169 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,440 Consider it brung. But! 170 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,720 I'm sorry, I'm on my lunch I... 171 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,799 What d'you want? 172 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,760 To know what this is all about?! 173 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,679 Where d'you get that?! 174 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,519 Let's just say it found its way into the hands of my silent partner. 175 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,799 You got a silent partner? 176 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,279 I got a lot of things you don't know about Alan Williams. 177 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,319 Primarily a head for business. 178 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,599 Now, this little stunt of yours has caused my partner to question 179 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,999 whether the rugby pitch build is good for the community. 180 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,839 To worry about the ethics behind the deal. 181 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,839 And as we all know, ethics have no place in business. 182 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,479 So I want you to cease and desist with this nonsense. 183 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,519 Got it? 184 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,359 I don't think so. 185 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,120 Don't you push me on this, Alan! 186 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,920 You know you don't like me when I've been pushed! 187 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,320 Hello? 188 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,879 Anyone in? 189 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,040 Mr Kosh? 190 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,840 You dead or you having a kip?! 191 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,600 All right! All right! Keep your pants on! 192 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,480 Sorry, I thought you was my dad... I ain't complaining. 193 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,600 Sounds like you been under the cosh, Mr Kosh. 194 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,480 It certainly felt like it. 195 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,559 Being chucked on the skip ain't easy, I can tell you. 196 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,680 Skip? 197 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,360 Skip of life, innit? 198 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,160 My wife don't want me no more, see. 199 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,760 We're going to counselling but it ain't no use. 200 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,160 It's like a part of me's gone. 201 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,760 Like having your arm cut off, it is. 202 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Or your leg? 203 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:04,680 A thigh even? 204 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,800 Basically... 205 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,079 ...a very... 206 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,199 large... 207 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,600 limb. 208 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:23,039 I actually come here to talk, believe it or not. 209 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,480 Go on. I'm all ears. 210 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,519 Look, I reckon you should take Big Rae's advice 211 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,919 and pick someone else to fight with, OK? 212 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,360 Oh, you afraid I'll get these pretty little lips hurt, are you? 213 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,960 Believe me, I ain't interested in your lips. 214 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,199 Now just do it, OK? 215 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,999 It's fine, man - I'm twice his size for a start. 216 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,639 Aye, and that's why he plays dirty - proper vicious like, the moron. 217 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,400 If he's such a moron, why d'you stay with him then? 218 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,479 - Mam?! - Under the covers quick! Mam, you here? 219 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,080 You didn't pack my trainers! 220 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,680 Oh, my God - you're still in bed! What? 221 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,360 Shit, what time is it? 222 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,600 I reckon you're definitely depressed. 223 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,400 I'm gonna have to cheer you up then, aren't I? 224 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,079 Well, that was er... 225 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,600 Interesting? 226 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,599 Praise be! She found you! 227 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,439 What? Oh, yeah, overslept, sorry, Aunty Bren. 228 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,679 Look at the state! 229 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,159 Did you have an outburst or a psychotic episode?! 230 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,360 Something like that. 231 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,319 Right, well you'll be wanting that choux bun more than ever then? 232 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,959 D'you mind if we leave it this week, Aunty Brenda? 233 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,800 I'm a bit off my food I am. 234 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,479 Well, all right, as long as you don't go getting no eating disorder. 235 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,439 Manic depressives I can handle. But anorexics? 236 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,000 I won't give them the time of day. S'long. 237 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,199 What do you think? 238 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,239 Well, you weren't lying, that's for sure. 239 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,199 We need a couple of new desks - what are you like at flat packs 240 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,279 cos I'm useless? 241 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,319 IKEA's a four-letter-word to you, innit, Rob? 242 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,679 Oh, he's on form today. 243 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,680 I might be. 244 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,439 Can I ask you something? What? 245 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,159 Well, there's a rumour going round that you been seeing 246 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,759 Melissa - Big Alan's ex. Oh, for God's sake, this town... 247 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,479 I mean it's your business, like, 248 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,639 but what happened to all the hearts and flowers stuff with my mother? 249 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,759 I thought you were meant to be - chasing after her? - It's complicated. 250 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,320 So you're going out with - Melissa instead? - No! 251 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,479 Look. If I tell you something about Melissa, 252 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,959 you've got to promise me you'll keep it to yourself. 253 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,759 Sorry, I got to answer this a minute. 254 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,319 Hey, gorgeous. 255 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,320 Well, I'm with my old man at the moment. 256 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,959 When am I gonna see you? 257 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,640 Oh, come on, don't do this to me! 258 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,639 Namaste. 259 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,159 Nama-what? 260 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,079 It's from my new Mindful Meditation book off Pesch. 261 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,399 Me and Dai are seeing him tomorrow so I'm boning up on it like. 262 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,239 It means a respectful greeting, apparently. 263 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,279 How come I didn't get one this morning then? 264 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,760 Cos you didn't deserve it! 265 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,880 Ooh, nice display. 266 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,879 Completely made out of roses. 267 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,199 Classy. 268 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,999 Yeah, well, try telling Bobby that. 269 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,199 Nothing I do, do hold a candle to you, apparently. 270 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,399 Ey, d'you get my text about Dai? He been found, thank God. 271 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,639 Aye, in his house. 272 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,279 Honest to God, talk about mountain out of a mole hill. 273 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,759 It's your house as well, not just his. 274 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,439 No, it's not. I don't live there no more, Stell. 275 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,879 It's like my meditation book says - "You gotta live in the now." 276 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,759 And right now I've moved out, moved on. 277 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,520 Maybe it's time Dai did the same? 278 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,840 At Pontyberry constabulary, we always like to do a follow up visit. 279 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,839 All right, butty, where we off to then? Currys? Dixons? 280 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,239 Ebbo Electronicals? Forget about it. 281 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,439 Eh? But your mam said you needed bobbles for your iPad? 282 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,319 iPod! And they're speakers not bobbles! 283 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,519 All right, all right, keep cool, Kojak. 284 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,600 Sorry. 285 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,719 Top work, Stell. 286 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,919 You sure Paula wouldn't have done it better? 287 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,600 Actually I'm starting to like things the Stella way. 288 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,199 Oh, my God! 289 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,039 It's Gwyn Thomas from Thomas, Thomas, Evans and Thomas. 290 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,720 - And Thomas. - And Thomas. 291 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,760 What the hell is he doing here?! 292 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,040 Problem, Bobby Jean? 293 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,519 This is plot 447 I take it? Mmm-hmm. 294 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,520 Then it's mine! 295 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,279 Well, Geppetto Ferrero's. 296 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,559 Excuse me, that hole is mine! 297 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,799 Well, Tom the Taff's. Tom the Taff's?! 298 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,039 The old barman up Top House - spoke ancient Welsh. 299 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,959 Aye, accept when he swore. 300 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,799 I know who he is, thank you! 301 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,799 I also know that this is not his hole. 302 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,840 Stella booked it Monday, didn't you, Stell? 303 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,519 And did Stell confirm the booking within 24 hours? 304 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,840 If you don't confirm it goes back on the vacant list. 305 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,840 Of course she did, didn't you? 306 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,919 Did you? 307 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,639 Well, why d'you have to confirm a grave hole? 308 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,160 Because, my love, some people pull through. 309 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,479 Look, Bobby Jean, all I know is I booked 310 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,119 and confirmed the hole - hence it's mine! 311 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,599 Hence it's bloody not! 312 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,200 Oh, hence off! Steady. 313 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,800 Top idea, Daddy. 314 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,680 Happy to let the widows decide? 315 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,679 I'm terribly sorry, but we seem to have double-booked your grave. 316 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,560 Oh, my God, it's like Braveheart! 317 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,520 Argh! 318 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,799 Stop! 319 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,680 Can everybody stop throwing mud! 320 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,960 This is you, Bobby Jean! It's all you! 321 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,759 This is your fault, Gwyneth! Your fault. 322 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,760 Your fault! 323 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,560 Stop throwing mud! 324 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,960 Right, like that is it, good girl? 325 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,279 Go on then... tell your mam. 326 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,280 Tell me what? 327 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,879 - Hiya! - All right? Check out my business card, Mam! 328 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,759 Our business card, thank you very much! 329 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,240 And I'm getting my own desk... - When he builds it. - And a swivel chair! 330 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,079 Everything all right? 331 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,599 No, it's bloody not! 332 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,479 Never mind your poncey swivel chair. My son is being bullied. 333 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,359 Ben? 334 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,799 It's just this idiot in my form, Jacob Hillman. 335 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,519 He called me names, that's all. 336 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,559 Gaylord, bummer boy, knob jockey! 337 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,239 All cos he was practicing his moves for Got To Dance. 338 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,719 It's not right! Names is no big deal, man. 339 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,279 And so what if you are gay, it's not the end of the world is it?! 340 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,119 Mam! I'm not gay. OK! 341 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,719 Ignore it, Benny Boy, he'll soon get bored. 342 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,679 He also stole my iPod with the dance music on. 343 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,799 No way! 344 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,879 The little tosser! 345 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,119 Exactly. I'm thinking of taking Dai Ceps round his house tomorrow. 346 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,559 Put the shits up the whole family. - Karl! - You can't do that. 347 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,479 Well, you come round with me then, Stell or I'm getting the fuzz in. 348 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,439 The fuzz? What's this 1976? These are kids. 349 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,039 Don't worry, presh, I'll go round after work and get it - 350 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,599 even if I have to ransack the little git's bedroom myself. 351 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,319 Er, that's a not good idea either. 352 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,519 Well, it's one or the other, but! 353 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,199 Look, why don't I go with Karl? 354 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,159 Help keep things civil - a bit more, erm, dispassionate? 355 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,479 Really? 356 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,559 What?! That'd be brilliant, Rob. 357 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,639 I'm up to my eyes in it at work. 358 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,439 We can be good cop, bad cop. 359 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,919 So we are getting the fuzz in now? Oh, stop saying fuzz! 360 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,920 I'll get it. 361 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,399 Zoe? I've left him. The tosser. 362 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,599 What's going on?! 363 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,119 Lenny's back on the pills again, I know he is. 364 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,759 And when he's out of it, he gets mental. 365 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,400 And I can't have Jack around him like that, I can't. 366 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,280 Come on, let's get in. 367 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,519 Namaste, Peschman. 368 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,439 Namaste, Paula. 369 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,879 All right, Dai? All right? 370 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,399 Well done. Someone's been reading the literature I gave them. 371 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,639 Haven't I just? Been meditating, reading LOADS of books. 372 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,919 I gone mindfulness mad I have. 373 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,679 I don't even know what it is. 374 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,519 Mindfulness is all about living in the moment - not 375 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,679 droning on about what could've been. 376 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,279 - I don't drone. - It's not droning so - much. - Yeah, you do. 377 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,799 And while you've been wallowing in the past, 378 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,439 I have been living in the future - cos the future is now. 379 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,599 That's a good book, innit, Pesch? Very. 380 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,719 Like today literally I have been breathing and growing 381 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,599 and becoming more and more enlightened - 382 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,079 spiritually, like - just through the power of meditation. 383 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,440 What you been doing, Dai? 384 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,760 Shagging a copper. 385 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,879 How's he doing? 386 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,239 Well, it's only to be expected, innit? 387 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,999 And he was doing so well running this place. 388 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,839 I'm right here you know. I can hear you! 389 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,840 Sorry, my love. 390 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,519 Look what Aunty Brenda brought you. 391 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,239 He's not ill, Bren. 392 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,759 Yet! 393 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,279 I'm not ill yet. It's a wonder I'm not what with all this stress! 394 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,159 I could be dead if I'm not careful - everyone knows the Ferreros 395 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,079 put sheeps' heads into people's beds! 396 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,719 Oh, come on, Bobs, look I'm sorry I messed up, really I am, 397 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,839 but all this crying over split milk ain't gonna help. 398 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,679 Oh, well, pardon me if I'm over-reacting, Stell, but you aren't 399 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,279 the one being held responsible for putting two prominent 400 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,799 figures of the community back in the chest freezer till further notice! 401 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,519 No movement then? None. 402 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,199 Them spaces in the chapel graveyard are like gold dust this time of year. 403 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,919 And Nana Cymru is up for assault, battery 404 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,119 and threatening use of a floral display. 405 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,120 Oh, what am I gonna do?! 406 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,879 D'you mind if I go? 407 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,039 It's just that I gotta get down the shops. It's like Mother Hubbard's 408 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,359 round mine at the moment. 409 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,679 And we got another, well... 410 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,159 house guest shall we say. 411 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,320 S'long! 412 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,519 So don't be cramping my style, right? 413 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,880 I said I won't and I won't. 414 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,840 We're a team, me and you, yeah? 415 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,160 Bodie and Doyle, Dempsey and Makepiece. 416 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,920 Oh, Richard and Judy? 417 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,240 You really don't get this, do you? 418 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,599 You Jacob Hillman? Yeah? 419 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,039 You little piece of... Karl! 420 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,120 We'd like to see your parents, please, Jacob. 421 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,439 Cramping already, but! He's 14! You can't have a go! 422 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,479 Says who? Good talking to he needs. 423 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,559 You wait till I see this pair I'm gonna wipe... 424 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,879 Can I help? 425 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,399 Hi. You Jacob's dad? 426 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,400 Yes. 427 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,999 Perhaps your son is simply acting out? 428 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,079 Calling Ben names is potentially a sign that he's struggling to 429 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,639 come terms with your situation? 430 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,399 I said this, didn't I say this, Dar? 431 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,759 You did, Leon. 432 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,279 I'm sure he doesn't have a problem with the whole gay thing... 433 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,439 it's just a case of bully or be bullied. 434 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,119 And by using the one thing people can use against him 435 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,799 he's effectively reclaiming it. 436 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,799 You're so right, Rob. He is so right isn't he. Dar? 437 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,079 He is. 438 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,680 He's bang on, isn't he, Karl? 439 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,600 Aye. Bang on, Rob. 440 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,000 Paula? 441 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,600 Earth to Paula?! Anyone in? 442 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,840 Paula! 443 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:33,279 Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there. Are you back on the booze? 444 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,039 - No. - Are you tired? You're tired, ain't you? 445 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,799 It's not that. Was I snoring last night? 446 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,519 I'll get some of them strips for my nose. 447 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,199 I'm not tired, OK! 448 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,119 Well, something's up, cos you haven't been this spaced out 449 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,080 since we ate them magic mushrooms on Barry Island in '83! 450 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,040 WPC Glover? 451 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,280 She don't look the type. 452 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,079 Well, she'll have a piece of my mind when I see her I can tell you. 453 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,399 Taking advantage of my brother like that. 454 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,360 I doubt he needed much persuading. 455 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,640 Look, the way I see it is this. 456 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,639 You know, you've made your bed. 457 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,239 So yeah you gotta lie in it. 458 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,919 But! I reckon you can still change the pillowcases and the sheets 459 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,920 if you want to. 460 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,799 Put the past couple of months behind you and ask Dai back! 461 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,800 Oh, God! 462 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,759 How can I after everything I've done? 463 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,399 I'm gonna look like a right loser. 464 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,439 Well... yeah, but that's OK. 465 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,959 No, it's not! 466 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,599 Besides, going back's never a good idea - look what happened 467 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,719 with you and Rob? 468 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,199 That dickhead come back, he ruined everything with you and Sean. 469 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,199 And to top it all off, now he's going out with Melissa! 470 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,880 So? I don't care! Good luck to them, I say. 471 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,040 What are these again? 472 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,520 "Zuchen-Bider-Phunf." 473 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,320 Gotta love Lidl. Haven't you? 474 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,039 Thanks again. 475 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,560 Pleasure. See you then. 476 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,160 Yeah. Ta-ra. 477 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,320 I hope you don't mind me saying, but you got a good one there, babe. 478 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,359 Er, ta for helping out, but. 479 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,039 You was well good in there. No problem. 480 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,839 I'm sorry for thinking you was a jumped-up twat. 481 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,879 Cheers. 482 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,239 No, I mean, it's just... 483 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,479 cos you went away like, 484 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,599 I reckoned you thought you was better than us lot round here. 485 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,959 And you're not. 486 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,559 The compliments just keep coming. 487 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,960 Sorry, what I meant was... I know what you meant. 488 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,479 Here you go, Ben. 489 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,679 I don't think Jacob Hillman'll be bothering you anytime soon. 490 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,239 Cheers, Rob, that's brilliant! Nice one, Dad! 491 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,839 Charm the birds out of the trees you can. 492 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,519 Apparently not all the birds. 493 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,799 D'you wanna come and see mine 494 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,759 and Al's Got to Dance audition Saturday afternoon? 495 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,119 Everyone else is. 496 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,199 Well, er... It's down Cardiff at two. 497 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,239 Great. 498 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,039 I've got a meeting just beforehand but I'll make sure I get there. 499 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,839 We're dancing to Professor Green, it's gonna be awesome! 500 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,519 And if we win we're gonna use the cash to save the rugby pitch. 501 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,520 That's my boy. 502 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,679 You can bring your girlfriend Melissa if you like? 503 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,919 Oh, will you give it a rest? 504 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,359 She's a married woman for God's sake and she's not my bloody girlfriend! 505 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,559 So why am I always seeing you together then? 506 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,840 Because... Yeah? 507 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,159 It's a work thing. OK? 508 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,399 I'm trying to make as many 509 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,319 business contacts as I can before I go back. 510 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,279 It's called networking. 511 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,519 Ooh, slightly in danger of patronising me there, Rob! 512 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,799 Sorry. 513 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,559 I'm more worried about them to be honest. 514 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,239 Yeah. 515 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,839 But I suppose if two people are meant to be together then 516 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,679 things'll find a way of working out. 517 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,999 What, like you and Melissa you mean? Oh, shut up. 518 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,159 No, you shut up with your psychobabble - 519 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,639 you're like Lorraine Kelly! 520 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,200 Aw! 521 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,119 Oh, well, here we go - Braveheart the sequel. 522 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,519 I don't know what you're talking about, Stella. 523 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,959 Everything's absolutely hunky dory multistorey. 524 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,039 He isn't on the antidepressants, is he? 525 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,079 Cos they're a bugger to come off. Smiler Davis have had a right potch. 526 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,359 Actually, I'm high on life. Why? 527 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,079 Because, as you're about to witness, I have solved the small 528 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,120 problem of the double-booking fiasco caused by your incompetence. 529 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,999 Oi! You! I wanna word! 530 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,839 I got nothing to say to you, but. 531 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,319 That right is it? Maybe this'll make you talk... 532 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,399 Oi! Cool it, sunshine! 533 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,319 What's up, Lenny? I thought hitting girls was more your thing. 534 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,079 I've never laid a finger on her. Not yet. 535 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,079 I know she's round your fucking place! 536 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,559 Yeah and that's where she'll be staying from now on. Don't bank on it, loverboy. 537 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,199 Give her a couple of days, she always comes crawling back. 538 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,439 I got ways of making that little bitch do what I want. 539 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,519 Save it for the fight, son. 540 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,880 Fight? More like annihilation. 541 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,759 They're both in there? Yep. 542 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,919 But how d'you convince them to share? 543 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,159 Well, there was a bit of too-ing a fro-ing about whose 544 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,319 was the headstone and whose was the footstone. 545 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,519 But then we thought there's two heads 546 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,879 so there can be two headstones. And voila. All sorted. 547 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,479 Yeah, but how'd you manage to get Gwyn faceache to agree to it? 548 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,919 Oh, you'd be surprised what a quiet word and bottle of Lambrini 549 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,520 can achieve in the world of death and despatch management. 550 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,440 There you go. 551 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,039 Dad, our dance is ace, we ain't gonna lose 552 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,679 and the prize money's massive. 553 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,479 And we'll pay for the lease then, for the rugby pitch. 554 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,840 That's great. Thanks. 555 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,319 So is your mam taking you down Cardiff or me? 556 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,759 You. Mam can't come. She got some big meeting aparently. 557 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,599 You what?! When?! 558 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,679 Where?! 559 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,880 Up Theodore's. At two I think. That's why she can't come. 560 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,079 Well, it all worked in the end then. Phew! 561 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,080 So it did. 562 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,719 No, thanks to you. 563 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:43,279 Oh, just face it my love, the Stella way of doing things is rubbish. 564 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,359 You cheeky bugger! 565 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,839 I never asked for the job - I was doing you a favour! 566 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:51,919 Yeah, well, you shouldn't have - bothered. - Well, I wish I never had now, you big mincing stiff stuffer! 567 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,719 I do not stuff stiffs! 568 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,439 Yes you do and you do LOVE it. 569 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,719 Sorry, Daddy. 570 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,920 Sorry. 571 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,600 Oh, my God! 572 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,039 I can't believe I've been such an idiot! 573 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,079 Really? 574 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,679 Yes! 575 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:40,079 And now my Dai's gone off with that stinking pig of a pig! 576 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,279 Eh, Language! 577 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,880 Oh, give it a rest, good girl! 578 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,439 Well, that's very sympathetic that is. 579 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,519 Don't mind her, Palls - she's just sore cos I sacked her. 580 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,519 You didn't sack me I resigned! 581 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,759 And anyway I'm glad to be out of the dead body business if you must know. 582 00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,959 It's well hard. 583 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,039 He's a case, in't he? 584 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,719 Oh, he's mental. 585 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,119 By here! By here! 586 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,480 We saved you a spot. 587 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,879 Oh, my life - it's Davina! 588 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,039 She do look a lot darker in the flesh, don't she? 589 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,159 Skin tone like? 590 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,919 No, her hair. I find her very fair on Britain's Got Talent. 591 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,919 That's Amanda Holden, you moron! 592 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,679 Hiya! 593 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,759 What time d'you make it? About 12:30. 594 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,479 All right? 595 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,079 Not really, no. 596 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,839 Look, Stell, I gotta be somewhere else right now. 597 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,519 And it's mega important. Cover for me will you? 598 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,159 Tell the boy I thought he did cracking 599 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,519 but my guts were playing up or whatever. 600 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:48,959 What's this all about, Al? 601 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,399 Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no answers. 602 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,239 Just bring him home, yeah? 603 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,919 Yeah, of course. But... 604 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,640 I'm gonna say hello to Ashley Banjo, you coming? 605 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,439 So you see, Robert, 606 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,879 far from damaging the community it's actually going to strengthen it. 607 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,959 But the public support still isn't there. 608 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,999 You've seen the campaign posters - the whole town's up in arms. 609 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,439 Well, they may pretend they are against it, but deep down, 610 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,639 any sane person would see this for what it is - 611 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,519 an exciting project that will bring much needed homes, 612 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,519 jobs and regeneration to the area. And face it, the town is dead. 613 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,199 The factories are shut. The mines are history. 614 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,879 There are very few shelves left to stack. 615 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,160 This development could change all that. 616 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,999 And it's a bloody good deal, if I do say so myself. 617 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,080 I'm not in this for the money, Melissa. 618 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,359 As a business-person I find that hard to believe. 619 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,999 Look, I'm doing it for my son. OK? 620 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,079 Very commendable. 621 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,479 I'm serious - something like this could set Luke up for good. 622 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,839 But I don't want to alienate half the town - 623 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,279 including his mother in the process. 624 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,679 You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. 625 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,840 Hearts more like. 626 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,679 She'll thank you in the long run. 627 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,880 Will she? 628 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,160 OK. What happens next? 629 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,079 All right, Zo?! Grubs up! 630 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,639 I wasn't sure what you liked 631 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,800 so I got the lot - Hawaiian, Meat Feast and Margarita! 632 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,279 What's going on? 633 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,719 I'm going back to Lenny. 634 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,879 Please don't make a scene, Luke, the baby's asleep upstairs. 635 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,999 But... I don't understand. 636 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,879 Look, he's threatened to take Jack away if I don't. 637 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,079 I know how mental he is, especially on the pills - he've done it before. 638 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,039 - I've gotta go. - Hey, calm down, baby Jack ain't going nowhere - 639 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,120 we can work through this, Zoe. I promise. 640 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,880 She's going on stage. She's going on stage. 641 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,439 I walked in there and he's doing her see in my house... 642 00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,919 Wow. That's amazing. 643 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,519 Paula! 644 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,799 Hiya. 645 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,799 Mr Banjo doesn't wanna hear about that. 646 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,479 He's a very busy celebrity what with his judging and dancing. 647 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,359 I'm actually a dancer myself. I choreographed the boys for today. 648 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,999 I studied under Megan Tippins? She was in CATS? 649 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,359 Runs the Tinsel Tip Toes School for Stars in Upper Cwm Bryn. 650 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,559 Never heard of her. 651 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,200 God - stop interrupting my story! 652 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,039 The things is, Ash, it's all gone to cock! 653 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,559 Stella? Where's my dad? 654 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,519 Well, the thing is, love, his guts were... 655 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,080 Shagging a bird somewhere! Dressed as Tonto. 656 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,360 They're all the same! 657 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,880 What?! 658 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,479 What the hell are you doing here? 659 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,839 I'm here to put a spanner in the works, that's what! 660 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,360 Are you insane, Alan? 661 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,919 No! 662 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,119 If this silent partner of yours has already had cold feet once, you 663 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,079 wait till I tell 'em how much this sale is gonna affect the community. 664 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,639 It may sound good on paper but it don't work for the people. 665 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,439 He'll soon reconsider. 666 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,680 Well, thankfully you just missed him. 667 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,279 What...?! 668 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,359 Sorry to disappoint but my spread sheets worked a treat. 669 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,280 In fact he's itching to get started on the build now. 670 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,320 Unlucky, but. 671 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,040 That's what I'm talking about! 672 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,840 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 673 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,319 Well, boys, it was a good effort. 674 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,479 But, it wasn't good enough. 675 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,599 Nowhere near in fact. 676 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,999 Cheeky bastard! 677 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,319 Aye, you weren't no great shakes when you was in Adversity! 678 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,279 It was Diversity, actually. And look, let's not get personal. 679 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,319 I'm just here to give my professional opinion. 680 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,160 And, boys, it was a little bit... 681 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,639 Well, that's nice, isn't it - having 682 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,519 a pop at kids on national television! 683 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,679 Yeah. 684 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:40,199 You may be absolutely, unbelievably drop dead gorgeous, 685 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:44,799 Mr Banjo, but I have witnessed another side to you today, good boy! 686 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,919 You haven't seen the last of these boys I'm telling you! 687 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,999 They are going places with their dancing. 688 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,839 And if you don't want 'em then Cowell will! 689 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,520 - Yes! Thank you. - I'm sorry, mate, I don't speak Welsh. 690 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,600 How dare you insult my father! 691 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,720 He has never spoken Welsh in his life! 692 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:14,240 You stuck up little... Get hold of him, Daddy! 693 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,599 I honestly think the police would've 694 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,839 taken Paula into custody if you hadn't been there. And Daddy. 695 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,120 He had a right grip on Ashley's - hair, didn't he? - Like a vice. 696 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,639 Hey, boys, you know what they say, 697 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,239 it's not the winning it's the taking part that counts. 698 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,320 No it's not, it's about the winning. 699 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,639 They didn't actually think they were gonna win though, did they? 700 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,119 Maybe. They just really wanna help the cause, bless 'em. 701 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,559 But... it's just a rugby pitch. 702 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,999 Whereas this development - I should imagine - it'll bring all sorts to the town. 703 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,480 Jobs and money and security... What do you care? You're a bloody Canadian! 704 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,920 Seems like a wasted opportunity that's all. 705 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,679 You been away too long, presh. 706 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,759 Rugby's a way of life round 'ere. Don't worry. 707 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,400 We won't let the bastards beat us. We shall overcome and all that. 708 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,320 Thanks for the lift. 709 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,159 He was supposed to be telling her today. 710 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,959 Telling Emma that we're having an affair. 711 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,599 I have applied through the courts for custody of Little Alan. 712 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,879 Over my dead body. 713 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,719 In the Blue Corner - Luke Morgan! 714 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,439 Concentrate on the fight, OK? 715 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,519 I'm gonna take your fucking head off! 716 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,679 Subtitle by Red Bee Media Ltd 717 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,680 accessibility@bskyb.com